Dear Austin,
Now I want these glasses. Even if I’m not wearing glasses every day these days. Also, I now have Summer Breeze stuck in my head.
They’ll send you a pair to try on for free! Five pairs, actually. Or, since you are nearby, I think they have a storefront in Manhattan and possibly Brooklyn.
$95!
WHAT. Dude, I’m on the case.
I showed you the Warby Parker site like 8 months ago when I was looking for sunglasses.
I want you to listen to the things that I say and remember them later.
James gets no credit.
